My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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knock knock come in

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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