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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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