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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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