“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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