- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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