Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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