- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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