So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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