- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

One, two, three, four and five

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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