Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Do the roar!

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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