- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

G:nock nock B:come in!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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