what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A man walks into a vagina

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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