- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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