- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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