- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Granny porn!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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