- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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