- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Your mom is so old she died

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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