The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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