- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

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