- Anti Joke

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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