- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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