What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

WNBA

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