What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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