- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Roses are flowers.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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