hi penis ham telephone

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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