What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Please don't shoot me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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