- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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