How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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