What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Knock knock.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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