You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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