Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Wait! hundred billions!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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