Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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