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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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