Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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