- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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