"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Lololol

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

George W. Bush

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

#Getweird

Male leadership.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...