- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What is the name of the car? What

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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