What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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How old are you? 7

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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