- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

A baby seal walks into a club.

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??