Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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