why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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