- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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