What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What comes after 69? 70

the redsox

Who is it?

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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