what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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