- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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