- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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