- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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