what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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