A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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I'm HIV positive.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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