- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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